We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just want nice things and good sex
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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