in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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