What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He passed out mid-signature
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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