I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So squirting runs in the family.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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