I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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