dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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