is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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