im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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