I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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