She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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