im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
