spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When are your genitals available?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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