Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You don't make any sense
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