your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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