Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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