Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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