worst night to have a conscience
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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