he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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