To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Still dying that you shit outside
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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