If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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