The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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