And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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