so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
