I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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