It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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