I don't think brook has ever known best
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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