He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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