belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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