Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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