Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude i'm inner monologue high
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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