It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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