Kiss
Puke
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My dick has a subreddit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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