week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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