Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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