im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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