New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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