Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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