I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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