So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Barsexuality is the new black.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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