i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
