i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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