and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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