Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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