Define "chronic" masturbator.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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