Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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