wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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