So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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