I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
