my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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