Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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