i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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