how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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