Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she looked like the before picture.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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