i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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