Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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