I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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